"You know, we really need to talk about Father's Day, and I have to say that I have tremendous respect for fathers, even the ones who change diapers, no really, I do. Nobody is a bigger supporter of fathers than me. But there are some bad Father's Day gifts here and we're gonna get them out. We already know the best gift is a tie, and not just any tie, a great tie. I know ties. I have the best ties. They're the number one ties in the world, everybody knows this. They're phenomenal; made with the finest silk from the most tremendous silkworms in China. I understand ties, it's my favorite piece of clothing, and mine are the best. Nobody has better ties than me."

4.5 X 6.25 inches.